The latest news according to Stretch


July: Land Rover 50th Anniversary London, UK

June: Margate Festival, UK

April: CCTV, Chinese TV. Comedy Festival Beijing

The Birth of Zac to John and Niki. CONGRATULATIONS!

Jan - Feb: Christchurch, New Zeland


Corporate gigs at the Leadenhall Markets in London

Humour festival in Bilbao, Spain

Tours of Canada and South Africa.


Its official, particles can be in two places at the same time !!

John has created a new solo show "John Tea". A hilarious show full of qualiTea jokes. Based on Tea... put the kettle on! More info.

Martin is working as the main clown in Cirque du Soleil aboard Celebrity Cruises.

John has moved intot he world of boats, narrow long thin boats and LOVE...


New solo act from Martin Varallo, "Click". A 10 minute journey into the hilarious cartoonesque world of Martin.

Lilycaire, Martin's daughter, at the age of three is riding her bike with out stabalisers!!! and so is Martin!!!

Stretch to perform at the British Circus Convention in August. A short tour of Eire and Cabaret at the National Theatre London.

Two sell out nights at the Circus Space cabaret ends in great reviews from the Evening Standard.

Stretch People are the 'MUST SEE SHOW' at the Festival of Fools in Belfast.

New act, "I'm Sorry!" created by Martin varallo and Mercedes Chenard (Quebecs infamous singer contortionist).

CABARISK is MC'd by Martin Stretch in Montreal.

Stretch People involved in Ideal Home exhibition in London.

Honda Mexico's 10 anniversary celebrations in Toronto, Canada - Performed in Spanish!


November Martin Stretch wites a new show (Metteur en Scene) for Cirque Fantastic in Quebec. Premieres at the Palais de Congres, Montreal.

September. John Stretch has the opportunity of performing in front of HRH Prince Charles, Joan Armatrading, Brian May and Alan Tichmarsh among others.

July - August Stretching in the UK. Including Dartford and Newham Festivals.

June 8 The transit of Venus. The planet Venus travels across the face of the sun taking 6 hours. 8 years until the next one..

May 14 & 15 Performing at the Bury St. Edmunds Festival, UK.

April 29th - May 5th Performing at Kitakyushu, Japan for Golden week.

29 January - 1 Feb Performing in Nelson, New Zealand.

January 2004. Stretch People will be appearing at the World Street Festival in Christchurch, New Zealand



1 - 25 Decmeber 2003 Stretch People will be performing in Fukuoka - Japan.

14 September 2003 The average Britain spends more time in his or her life watching TV than working

30 July 2003 In India a 14 year old girl marries a dog. The ceremony is a rushed event and the parents proclaim it to nullify an evil spell.



30 August 2002 Birth of Lilyclaire in Montreal, Canada to Martin & Dominique. All is well.


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