John seen actual size..


Cabaret & Comedy clubs
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Martin, in full goat worshiping mode...

Stretch People have performed in cabarets around the world presenting a masterpiece of stupidity with a breathtaking finale.

Thier cabaret act runs between 5 and 25 minutes depending on what is required.

The Chair Dance, a marriage of classical music and two blokes behaving like 4 year olds, cushions, a beautiful guitar piece accompanied with two old bent spoons, a hilarious take on 'dueling banjos' Stretchy style and slapping.

What a perfect evening.

Trying desperately to win the approval of anyone, failing and blaming each other for their shortcomings. Especially John as he is small.

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